||[Aug. 6th, 2004|01:47 pm]
are they gone? they have to be gone right?
i cant hear any thing, it has to be a good thing
i was in a toilet cubicle, clutching at my shins, sitting on the lid of the toilet. they were just here, quiet as a mouse, quiet as a mouse. don’t let them know. they must have known i was here, its not half obvious. i let out my breath, i realized id been holding it in fear. i heard something on the other side. fuck. what to do, what to do. why on earth did i run in to a room clearly marked toilet, then a freaking cubicle. im nuts. i have to be. maybe there really is no one on the other side, this must all be in my head. first the monkeys, then the robots. all in my head. i giggled. then i realized, big mistake.
i held my breath again. shuffling, whirrs. they must be out there. fucking robots. I looked around. the roof, nothing. the floor, nothing. ahh but shadows. great, just what a needed, my fears realized. dammit. fucking robots. we would have been better off with the monkeys and others. probably wondering what happened to them? yeah bet you are.
after I woke up and saw nobody around me I got up and looked around cautiously. where were those creatures. there was nothing anywhere. I couldn’t be out for that long. everything was cleaned up. I went over to the door and tried to yank it open. yeah you guessed it. unable to. seems I was locked in. may explain why I was the only thing left. I remembered my leg. I looked at it, nothing wrong with it, odd. I poked at it for a minute, completely fine, extremely confused am i*. I looked out the window and saw the tunnel. great. I looked behind me and noticed the room was nicely lit, only to discover that it was just a hole in the wall. I turned back the the window and immediately stumbled back in shock. there was a face filling up the whole window, BAH. I fell over myself and landed on the floor. I propped myself up with my elbows and stared at the face, with its glowing red eyes. what? I shook my head, my what shinny skin you have, all nice and silvery. the face disappeared and the door opened. in front of me was a big shinny duder, didn’t even look like a monkey. I slowly got to my feet and backed away a bit. he was one menacing mofo.
“sup” I said with a nod
the robot continued to look at me
“come with me” the robot moved off, so naturally I followed.
the robot was strikingly similar to that robots from that video clip but that artist thats totally cool. except with out the boobs. much like that movie, but not. it lead me to the labs where I was so rudely ejected from, though it didn’t seem like labs anymore, just a nicely furnished office. behind the desk was a shinny gold robot, big kahuna I bet. you know me, highly intelligent and such.
anyway the gold robot starts ranting at me about the monkeys and the others and how he destroyed them all. the monkeys had created the race of robots in order to keep order on the others, the robots weren’t terribly impressed with this so they destroyed everyone, except the humans. they were still hunting down pockets of them. which is where I come in. apparently im supposed to help out with that. now ive got no problems with robots taking over the world, but the fuckers didn’t even ask. I scanned the room as he talked looking for an opportunity. there were doors everywhere, and the only other robot in the room was the one that brought me here. so to run or not to run. and on top of that which door? pretty confusing let me tell you. then the monkey just stared at me. didn’t say a thing. it was very uncomfortable. I cocked my head at him went to say something then ran off to the left. made it too a door and ran through it, after opening it of course. there was a hallway of door, I ran up a little spied the toilet door, then ran in shut the doors and crawled under each cubicle till I was at the furtherest one, climbed onto the seat pulled my legs up and hugged them.
now weve caught up, what the fuck do I do.
*insert yoda voice here